DUBYA'S SCAM, By Bill Howell:
[You can find the original lyrics to Dylan's Maggie's Farm HERE.]

I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scam again.
No, I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scam again.
I queue for unemployment,
In a line out in the rain,
With nothing for enjoyment
But the other fellow's pain.
My job? It left on the outsourcing train.
I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scam again.

I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scold again.
No, I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scold again.
He carts away our coffers
In a Halliburton truck,
And when he faces scoffers
All he ever says is @#$%.
His pillages would comprise a lengthy chain.
I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scold again.

I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's screw again.
No, I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's screw again.
He curtains off a statue,
Jails dying folk for drugs,
To cover coming at you
With hard drive grabbing thugs,
While he chooses not to risk a trip by plane.
I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's screw again.

I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scheme again.
No, I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scheme again.
His bro drops you from vote lists
If your skin might be black.
They fear that you might be pissed
When they take your rights back.
His judges throw your chads all down the drain.
I ain't gonna vote for Dubya's scheme again.