IT'S WORSE THAN WE FEARED:

But then the President revealed the terrifying news that our enemy has learned to disassemble. This requires a paradigm shift not unlike that brought on by 9/11. Terror now has a new face, and it’s detachable.

Think about it. An enemy that can disassemble can pack himself into the smallest of spaces, places where one wouldn’t think to look for a terrorist. An attache case. Under a silver serving tray. Inside a janitor’s locker at a nuclear power plant. In a public official’s glove compartment. If such individuals have the ability to reassemble themselves quickly - and we have to assume that they can, good lord, we can’t afford to assume otherwise! - then the amount of damage that can be done is incalculable.

Laugh at it all at "Shoebox of Terror!"