Political And Other Miscellany From A Stout Democrat In Dallas Texas.
"Politics is the only game for adults." --from Robert A. Heinlein's Double Star

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

(this post has no title): No, not this post, but the one you need to go read. I can't tell you what it's called, but it's the orginal stage script for Bush's speech tonight. Now, if he'd really used this, it might have been much more convincing. Fortunately, his writers are not as creative as The Editors at The Poor Man. You can read this nameless masterpiece at THIS LINK. Here's a tease therefrom:
Towheaded Boy: Boy, it sure is spooky around here. I wish my mom was here.

From above, in an Air Force pilot flight suit with harness pulled suggestively snug, "parachutes" President Bush, lowered by ropes from the rafters.

THB: President Bush! Thank God you're here!

President Bush: That's right, I'm here. There's nothing to be afraid of any more. Here, have some apple pie. ...

PB: Well, Slugger, the Iraqi Freedom Fairy can only live where people believe in freedom, like Iraq. If people stop believing in her, she can get ill … she might even die!

THB: Oh, no! Iraqi Freedom Fairy, don't die! I believe in you! President Bush believes in you! Oh Iraqi Freedom Fairy, you've just gotta get better! [Turns to the audience.] Come on, everybody, don't you believe in freedom? Show her you believe! Everybody, clap if you believe in freedom and the President!


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