GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT (BUSH WARS EDITION): One of the most hilarious things I've read in weeks, found at rantavation. Go to Sun Ray Blog and read "The War on Terror As viewed from the Bourne shell". If you can't read *nix, there's also an annotated version at "The War on Terror - For Dummies" (which may be even funnier). If you can, here's a small sample:

$ cd Afghanistan
$ ls
bin Taliban
$ rm Taliban
rm: Taliban is a directory
$ cd Taliban
$ ls
soldiers
$ rm soldiers
$ cd ..
$ rmdir Taliban
rmdir: directory "Taliban": Directory not empty
$ cd Taliban
$ ls -a
. .. .insurgents
$ chown -R USA .*
chown: .insurgents: Not owner