The First Time As Farce, The Second As Tragedy

Republicans Offer Syria Strategy: “We Must Defund Obamacare” --Andy Borowitz,Sept. 3

"If the President wants to expend resources in going into Syria, maybe you should have to choose between funding Obamacare and funding a war in Syria, can’t do both." --Family Research Council head Tony Perkins, Sept. 5

"Der Lachende hat die furchtbare Nachricht nur noch nicht empfangen." --Brecht